The Queen is dead. The real one, not Nicki Minaj. Just 48 hours ago, Queen Elizabeth was photographed meeting the new prime minister, Liz Truss. The Queen, age 96, asked the Prime Minister, her 15th(!), to form a government in… Continue Reading
I hate to dash all your “little girl in a pink party dress” (trademark pending) dreams of becoming a “little princess in a pink party dress”, but getting a royal title isn’t as easy as slipping a mickey in a… Continue Reading
Prince Phillip (yes, the guy from The Crown you all flick your clits to) just turned 99 this week IRL, and bless him, he doesn’t look a day over 98. upper: me before coffee lower: me after coffee By 99… Continue Reading
When you think about the most powerful woman on TV, who comes to your mind? Oprah? Kris Jenner? Kris Jenner as one of the Masked Singers? Surprisingly it’s not someone on your screen – it’s someone whose decisions determine which… Continue Reading
The first night of the second Democratic primary debate is over, an opportunity for America to be introduced to a diverse array of mostly unknown governors and members of congress. diverse! Remember: Washington is high school, and the race for… Continue Reading
Imma keep this brief: Marianne Williamson is the ideal Democratic candidate in the year of our lordt(TM) 2018 that can challenge Donald Trump. She’s from outside the mainstream (not a senator, congressperson, governor, so on), celebrity-supported (they didn’t call her… Continue Reading
Just when you think you’ve seen all of Kim Kardashian, she somehow manages to show you more. how can a dress make someone look more naked than if they were…y’know, naked? Kim stunned this week in a black cutout dress,… Continue Reading
No, it’s not that denim thing that you’d see on the girthy/wealthy arm of Jessica Simpson, and no, it’s not the Murakami bag that looks like a 4-year-old designed it. It’s an aluminum trunk that’s so heavy, your staff would… Continue Reading
With all these Instathots and Disney Channel stars trying to take over Hollywood, you can be forgiven for thinking that 20 year old skinny, basic girls are a dime a dozen. We don’t know their names, their faces blend together,… Continue Reading
Kim Kardashian. You know her, you love her, you see her every day if you don’t live on the Moon. The remarkable thing about her and the other “Sisters Kardashian” is they manage to look done-up even if they’re not… Continue Reading