What’s under Hermione’s robe?
Wingardium pussiosa…
My Diary
Reaffirm your whiteness: become a Beyonce fan
Beyonce fan? Guess what: you’re basic. There’s no quicker way to tell someone that you’re white than to say you’re a Beyonce fan. I mean sure: you could wear Uggs during the summer, you could have a Starbucks order more… Continue Reading
Kristen Wiig slays in the Zoolander 2 trailer
I’m trying to contain the screams of excitement… BUT ZOOLANDER 2 TRAILER IS HERE! First, WATCH IT. By far the best surprise is Kristen Wiig, who KILLS it in just a few seconds. Those looks…those looks! Don’t those look a little…familiar?… Continue Reading
This takedown of Raven Symone tho…
We all heard Raven Symone’s comments this week about how she would discriminate and not hire people with certain names: I’m not about to hire you if your name is Watermelondrea. It’s just not going to happen. I’m not going… Continue Reading
Are Ann Coulter and Rachel Maddow the same person?
Guuuuuurl, the 90s CHANGED people. Anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room together?
Meet the designer who created Rihanna’s Met Gala dress
The Met Gala is one of the most fashionable red carpets around. A-listers, B-listers, and even a few C-listers (looking at you Zoe Kravitz!) have turned this night into a debutante ball for the most over-the-top couture you can imagine.… Continue Reading
This chick went ALL OUT on her Grammy dress
Usually the Grammy’s invites much more formal dress than most music shows. This ain’t the VMAs, and if you’re cooter’s facing the cameras they’re not gonna let you in. sorry Amber But some chick nobody has heard of, Joy Villa,… Continue Reading
Winter wear…coming to a local ratchet near you
Remember those tacky-ass fake-fur jackets that used to be popular around, say, the last Israel-Hezbollah conflict? awww cute baby doe You know the kinds. Ghetto girls of all colors, shapes, and sizes would wear them over a babydoll tee, short… Continue Reading
Kris Jenner doesn’t hold back
Can we all just agree that Kris Jenner is one of the hardest working people in show business? and hardest partying Girl’s (well, she’s kinda too old to be called girl anymore) job is promotion. She promoted her daughters with… Continue Reading
Mia Farrow has no pictures of her black children
When you think Mia Farrow, you think of the woman who was 1) Woody Allen’s ex-wife and 2) has an enormous, globe-spanning variety of adopted children. My first thought when having a bunch of children is how the hell I… Continue Reading