Prince Phillip (yes, the guy from The Crown you all flick your clits to) just turned 99 this week IRL, and bless him, he doesn’t look a day over 98.
upper: me before coffee
lower: me after coffee
By 99 I hope I’m still vertical, so cheers to Prince Phillip on this historical occasion.
He’s taken it a little more easy the past year or so, given that we’re still in a pandemic (though he probably has the antibodies for the Spanish Flu of 1918) and a car accident about a year ago when he flipped a Land Rover on its roof (metal af).
lower: me before coffee
To commemorate his birthday, The Royal Family did what all influencers do: post to their Instagram account.
And what’s better than a charming photo of a couple married 70 years?
Take a look at the dear Queen’s hands:
What exactly where they trying to photoshop out/in here?
Were they holding onto a railing?
Were they inside?
Was she strangling him over that alleged affair with the showgirl in 1948?
The fact that someone saw it fit to disseminate this photo to millions through Instagram and let it go half-cocked…
Her Royal Highness is an icon, and she deserves better.
