No, it’s not that denim thing that you’d see on the girthy/wealthy arm of Jessica Simpson, and no, it’s not the Murakami bag that looks like a 4-year-old designed it.
It’s an aluminum trunk that’s so heavy, your staff would need staff to carry it.
Best part? Becky down the block isn’t going to have one of these – there’s only two in the world, and the other’s in the Louis Vuitton museum *Oceans 8 theme starts playing*.
Price? Christie’s auction house estimates around $63,000 – still not as much as a crocodile Birkin, but could you hide a body in a crocodile Birkin?
