What’s the deal with names?
Besides the fact that the only girls you know named Tiffany are strippers.
Names are one of the most important things about us. They take us from the moment we’re born until after we’re dead and buried.
last name: attitude first name: iaintgottabad
But apparently, there are “blackest” names aka names that black parents name their children more often than white parents, Mexican parents, or Asian parents.
Here’s the list:
- Imani (ok that’s pretty obvious, who’s the last white girl you heard named “Imani”?)
- Ebony (you don’t see a bunch of white girls named Ivory, but ok)
- Shanice (whose niece? oh. )
- Aaliyah (RIP)
- Precious (oh god)
- Nia (that’s Middle Eastern too)
- Deja (why isn’t this Asian, then her last name could be Vu)
- Diamond (shine bright girl)
- Asia (fact: no Asian girls outside of porn are named Asia)
- Aliyah (bitches can’t spell)
- Jada (Pinkett Smith)
- Tierra (‘Sierra without the T’, she says exasperatedly to the barista)
- Tiara (wear this bitch on your head)
- Kiara (now we just lazy)
- Jazmine (the flower ain’t got a Z!)
- Jasmin (we gotta be different, y’all)
- Jazmin (shoot me now)
- Jasmine (WHY WAS THIS SO HARD?)
- Alexus (honey your name is Alex, this ain’t the Roman Empire)
- Raven (SEE that future, girl!)
Unless your name is Jasmine, you’re naming your girl after celebrities, something you can’t afford, or synonyms for “black”.
that’s like…half of raven. where’d the b*tch go?
What’s wrong with you simple bitches? Why aren’t we creative with names anymore?
What would you name your kid if you stopped taking Ortho Tricyclin?
