You heard of/are probably wearing a G-string right now. Best thing to wear under a pink party dress (just a step below going nekkid, of course).
However, there’s a lesser known hot underwear trend that hopefully yo mama hasn’t heard of: the C-string.
Finally: no more wedgies, no more straps! (See a triple view here)
These earmuffs for your muff stretch from back to front. It’s underwear with underwire.
They’ve been making the rounds for a few years now—and it’s unclear if any beezys are actually out there on the beach flossin with these yet.
You can buy them on Amazon now, which would make a great thing to send to your grandma (the divorced one who reads the dirty romance novels) for her birthday.
But Amazon has some reviews and wow…people is stupid.
wilson cardona: “No that good: It comes and a little package and my wife opened but it comes like sideways, she tryn to weared and breakes”
Sounds like you tried putting it on yourself first.
naomi bir: “ouch: I bought this because it seemed like a good idea at the time unfortunately the end got stuck up my butt and im now waddling maybe I should go to the e.r?”
No, “naomi bir”, you’ll crap eventually, and then you’ll clog the toilet with your $3 lingerie and you’ll have to explain to a plumber why it ended up in the toilet. ER visit = $150. Plumber = $75. Shame = priceless.
redcannon: “Dumb Husband: I usually love when my husband buys me lingerie but this was so tiny I have no idea what he was thinking but it is still sitting in the packaging it came in.”
Take the hint from your husband, gurl. Lose some weight.
Forget Jenny. Be the first one on yo block to get a C-string and show off that ghetto booty.
Which letter of the alphabet covers your cooter?
