Chanel is a wonderful thing (unless it’s your name, in what case, why did your mama name you something she couldn’t afford?)
But Chanel’s one of those brands you always think of as “classy”. The quilted leather, the big “C” logo–there isn’t a place where Chanel looks out of place except the welfare line.
This season’s new Chanel bag is a little, well…big.
oh honey no
Chanel debuted a “hula hoop bag”, which is literally a purse with hula hoop handles and could fit your cat, dog, or niece inside of it.
So what the hell do you do with a bag that size?
According to Karl Lagerfeld, Chanel’s designer:
[The bag is] for the beach! You need space for the beach towel. Then you can put it into the sand and hang things on it.
For the beach?
A Chanel bag at the beach?
A white-leather bag…FOR THE BEACH?
Honey, give me whatever Karl is snorting, PLEASE.
cocaine’s a helluva drug
To use it, you have to hoist the damn thing over your shoulder, like you’re carrying a refugee out of Baghdad.
No word on how much the bag costs, but let’s be honest–you can’t afford it, I can’t afford it, the Kardashians can’t afford it, and you’re gonna only see it on some rich-ass old woman trying to jam it in the trunk of her Bentley.
fuuuuuuuuuu
