We already know Starbucks got a secret menu.
who the hell’s got the money to buy a biscotti and put it in the damn drink?
And that for your West Coast (represent) hoes, In-N-Out got a secret menu.
if someone I knew ordered a #10 or a #23 i’d smack the sh*t outta them
But did you simples know that Chipotle got a secret menu too?
That’s right, you don’t always gotta have a burrito or a burrito bowl (for you fatasses).
You can get a quesarito.
What’s that, you say?
First, get a towel.
Then listen to this:
That’s right, instead of using a plain flour tortilla like the unfortunate soul next to you, the Chipotle servers will start your Quesarito off with a quesadilla they make from sandwiching a heaping amount of cheese between two tortilla shells and heating it in the warmer while you wait. Once you have the quesadilla, the process is back to normal, just tell the server what items and meat you want inside your Quesarito burrito and they will wrap it up and check you out.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀASSSSS
The quesarito sounds like your one way ticket to heartattack city POUNDTOWN.
I don’t care if you’ve got a boyfriend.
I don’t care if you’ve been sexting.
I don’t even care if that creepy old man at the gas station with Parkinsons winks at you occasionally.
GO GET YOSELF A QUESARITO AND PUT A RING ON IT, GIRL.
