Land Rovers and Range Rovers are all the rage among the women–they sit up high, hold all the kids, and have beautiful interiors.
Which is why Land Rover finally made a car *specifically* for you rich-ass hoes–the Land Rover Discovery Sport.
fierce
It’s a crossover, it’s nail polish red, and it has an airbag…on the OUTSIDE of the car.
finally, i can take out them skinny b*tches
Yup. It actually has a pedestrian airbag on the hood, so when you’re texting your man, sipping a latte, and fixing yo nasty eyeliner, you don’t kill the b*ches on the street in front of you.
Clever, right? No need to let pedestrians and broke-ass hoes get in your way.
YOU DO YOU GURL.
b*tch get out my hood
This isn’t the first time a carmaker has made a car for women and it probably won’t be the last.
At least it’s not the Dodge LaFemme.
