Look, all I’m saying is that instead of having to ask to reach over and giving a handjob to the dude sitting next to you, you can just broadcast your intentions with this eye mask.
But not everyone is so positive.
Some tight-ass named Jayne Gorman of GirlTweetsWorld said:
‘It’s not something I would feel comfortable wearing. As a solo female traveller one of the most awkward parts of flying is trying to sleep in a confined space next to someone you met just minutes before. I’m not sure drawing attention to that fact helps anyone – even if it is meant to be funny.’
Then don’t buy one, ya big dummy.
I wouldn’t be comfortable in someone so humorless wearing something intended for people who can take a joke.
