Honey Boo Boo’s dad aka Sugar Bear aka “the dude you’re pretty sure is your local Wal-Mart greeter” cheated on Honey Boo Boo’s mom and has been kicked out of the trailer house.
So, like any horny old newly-rich hick, he’s picking up some fine young azz down at the bar.
Cameras caught the old coot humping a girl on her 21st birthday on a mechanical bull, which has now polluted your fantasies for weeks.
get it
I don’t know what to say other than props to the old dude for pulling down some fine young tail. Of course, if he wasn’t on TV, and his daughter wasn’t a ball of butter who didn’t earn that sweet beauty pageant money, the woman would’ve filed a restraining order.
happier than a pig in…well…you get the idea
As for the girl: Honey, where’s your self-respect?
Not only is this old-ass man old enough to be your grandaddy, he’s Honey Boo Boo’s freakin dad.
That man’s got a babymama-n-babies at home.
You don’t need him! You just turned 21! The second you can legally take a shot don’t mean you gotta get all ratchet with a senior citizen.
Everyone says “smh” and beats it to death (Smh? Smh cuz I didn’t put on a turn signal? Smh because I forgot my lunch at home? Smh because someone didn’t do something that your high’n’ass deems is ok?) but I’m literally shaking my head all over the place.
If I were her parents I’d ground her til her 60s.
Oh well. At least Mama June is back on the market.
queen
