Kim Kardashian is a legal midget

To sex-starved men across the Middle East, Kim Kardashian is an icon.

While they’re used to a bunch of cloaked figures serving as objects of desire, in comes Kim Kardashian–a buxom vision with Nefertiti eyes who must look like she’s seven feet tall.

here to f*ck up your gender norms

But in reality, she’s actually short.

Very short.

Shorter than you think.

Homegirl’s actually 5’3″.

my legs…i can’t keep up!

These pictures clearly show where she’s surrounded by models, including her sister, who are 5’10” and taller, and it’s no contest.

She looks like she’s been photoshopped into a bad Godzilla reboot.

THEY’RE GREEN GIANTS

For comparison: Khloe is 5’10”, which is why she looks 6’4″ next to her family.

she’s BENDING DOWN and still taller than her sister

And Kourtney?

She’s 5’0″.

it’s like having a personal mini-me

Poor Kourtney.

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