OMG the Powerpuff Girls is BACK

I never thought I’d say this, but HOLY CRAP THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE BACK.

“The Powerpuff Girls” will return to Cartoon Network in 2016, the cabler announced Monday. The reboot will include a new television series and a full licensing program that will roll out across all regions.

Let’s be honest folks…cartoons these days are sh*t.

They got this Dora the Explorer thing going on–kids are getting stupid listening to some dumbass monkey pointing at a map and asking them where something is while pausing for an hour and a half.

What the hell is a Phineas and Ferb?

Cartoon Network, unlike Nick, has realized that their best days are behind them.

And as a result, they’ve decided to bring back three b*tches that are, to put it simply–*iconic*.

According to the Chief Content Office for Cartoon Network, ““We are calling these girls back into action based upon an overwhelming demand for sugar, spice and Chemical X.”

Who was your favorite Powerpuff Girls villain?

Mine was always “Him”, cuz that was one SCURRY-azz tranny.

queen king queen queenking?

It looked like a 7 foot tall lady and had a voice deeper than your sugar daddy’s pocketbook.

And that dude/chick KILLED. Mojo Jojo was evil, but Him left bodies in his and her wake.

Anyway, I’m excited, just don’t put new episodes out on Friday or Saturday nights cuz sheeeeeee*t I ain’t home!

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