I never got the appeal of One Direction.
Ok, they’re cute little buggers who can sing in a group, but big whoop. We’ve been here before.
The problem with these groups is they don’t age well. Nobody these days becomes the Beatles or the Rolling Stones and just goes on in perpetuity. As soon as you get the semblance of a facial hair, you’re out.
Which is why it’s upsetting to see One Direction looking like this.
Half of them look like sh*tty extras on some Off-Off-Off-Broadway production of Grease in Indianapolis.
The other half look like old lesbians.
The only one that looks the same is that little blonde one on the left, but he’s prolly gonna look like that til he’s 50.
They haven’t been quite replaced yet, but give it time. Someone’s gonna get caught in a scandal or one will break out and then it’s game over.
And if anyone is reading this 30 years from now and wants to shove in my face that they’re super successful and they’re the new Rolling Stones, well, then I’ll personally mail you an 8 x 10 glossy of myself saying “I was wrong” with a face looking equally sad and sexy.
