I'm a Little Girl in a Pink Party Dress

Kim Kardashian.

You know her, you love her, you see her every day if you don’t live on the Moon.

The remarkable thing about her and the other “Sisters Kardashian” is they manage to look done-up even if they’re not trying to be.

We know they get up at 5AM and work out, and have entire teams devoted to making sure they look their best.

But even if you’re a multi-millionaire, it’s still nice to go out looking a little casual.

Which is why out of even her recent glam looks, we’re totally loving this laid-back look from Kim.

The combo of knotted-up parka, bike shorts, socks, and Yeezy slides (which are apparently not even for retail sale!) is not one we would’ve chosen, but somehow it just works on her.

What do you think?

On her way to Texas, Melania wore one of her most interesting fashion choices yet:

A $39 Zara parka with the words “I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U” painted across the back.

Normally, Melania goes for demure items in the thousands price range, so this certainly has sent fashion tongues wagging.

Some interpreted it as a message to the media before Melania departed to visit the children of illegal immigrants in a Texas holding facility.

But Melania’s spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, threw cold water on that theory:

Gotta love those hashtags.

And tragically – the jacket is sold out.

Our favorite take on it?

UPDATE, even better, the President has weighed in:

When you think “bad bitch”, you don’t think “real estate agent”.

Veronica Recinos is here to throw DOWN.

Veronica is a legit real estate agent with Century 21 in Downey, CA.  This week, she got a little more attention than she bargained for.

Check out her promo video for a local home buying seminar.

Needless to say, we’re shaking.

Veronica is here to cure our acne, condemn our apartment building, kick our landlord’s teeth out, and get us a new home.

And by the way, in case you thought Veronica was still boring…

Her LinkedIn lists her as CEO of “Tiffany’s Nudes”, featuring “Luxurious Exotic Lingerie and Accessories”.

On top of everything else, Veronica’s gonna get you a man.

QUEEN

What she said in the video is absolutely right though.

Why pay your landlord’s mortgage through paying rent every month?  Why not start paying your own?

Honestly, I wanna just go to this seminar and check it out.  Maybe even find out what kind of wine that was in the vid.

Veronica’s gonna get me a new house, a new man, and a new life!

PPD readers know we got mad love for AB, to the point where we really need one of those knit signs that says “In This House, We Stan Azealia Banks”.

Somehow that’s considered “problematic”, but oh my god, she’s just so f’n talented.

Her new song Anna Wintour is destined to be the song of the summer, and one in which we can only imagine Naomi Campbell catwalking to for eternity.

And today the video for her song dropped.  It’s just such a simple, pure expression of music, art, and dance, wrapped up in a grinning, perfectly-bobbed-and-boobed package that will leave you bopping and grinning.

Without further ado:

Did you catch that?

First of all, the crop top and jeans shorts are our outfit for the next 4-5 months.

Second of all, THEM MOVES.

Third of all, THEM NIPS.

She can do no wrong.  No matter what anyone says, Azealia is a talent and we can’t wait for Fantasea II.

Those of who you have watched Zoolander are well aware of the significance of the Prime Minister of Malaysia when it came to fashion.

His mere call for ethics in the industry are enough to get him an invite to “Derelicte” launch.

But did you know that the real life Malaysian Prime Minister is a secret fashionista?

Off the fairways, another side of Mr. Najib’s time in office was on display. Two days earlier, the prime minister’s credit card was charged $130,625 to Chanel in Honolulu, according to Malaysian investigation documents.

I mean that’s only 20-ish purses, but still.  What an icon!

Mr. Najib’s credit card also incurred charges of €750,000 in August 2014 at an Italian branch of De Grisogono, a Swiss-owned jewelry store, again being financed from the same account as the expenses in Hawaii, according to bank-transfer information that forms part of the Malaysian government probe.

Nobody can accuse him of living frugally.

Apparently these were all gifts for Prime Minister Razakh’s wife, Ms. Rosmah – an avid Birkin enthusiast to boot.

slay mama

Their spending may pale in comparison to the Marcos family, but the Najibs are now known for one thing besides blatant corruption:

An extremely stylish closet.

and they match!

Just when you thought Joy Villa couldn’t get better, she manages to top herself.

Remember her construction material outfit from the 2015 Grammys?

Her daring, Iris Van Herpen-esque look from the 2016 Grammys?

such a LOOK

Or her now-legendary “Make America Great Again” dress from the 2017 Grammys?

She manages to keep the hits coming with a hand-painted “CHOOSE LIFE” dress for these 2018 Grammys, and all we’ve gotta say is…wow!

Imagine if Keith Haring was a pro-life activist during an 80s prom.

The best part?

The dress is from The Bridal Garden, the only not-for-profit bridal shop in NYC.

All the proceeds go to The Brooklyn Charter School in Bed-Stuy and helps primarily underprivileged, minority students – which is the definition of conscious fashion.

Sure, you can go out and borrow or buy any old designer dress – but why give Valentino $10k to turn his face into a handbag when you can help out some kids?

trump circa 2024

We’re here for Joy’s looks, and she just keeps them coming.