Michael Lohan, the worst father in America who now considers himself to be some sort of low-rent Dr. Drew, has been reaching out as some sort of “rehab aficionado” to D-listers.
i’m sorry. i’m really sorry. just be grateful it’s not hi-res
Look, you ruined Lindsay’s life already, can’t you stay out of everyone else’s?
He’s clasped none other than Tanning Mom into his clutches, getting her into the Lukens facility in West Palm Beach.
a match made in hell (Long Island)
But this isn’t the first rodeo for Burnt ‘n’ Douche.
Apparently, the two of them went to high school together. Please, God, tell me they didn’t screw.