Remember those tacky-ass fake-fur jackets that used to be popular around, say, the last Israel-Hezbollah conflict?
awww cute baby doe
You know the kinds.
Ghetto girls of all colors, shapes, and sizes would wear them over a babydoll tee, short shorts, and Ugg boots.
oh god it’s awful
Well guess what…
THEY BAAAAAACK.
dammit drake
Like everything else these days, the price has gone up just a wee bit.
And by a “wee bit”, I mean they cost more than you pay in two months of rent.
The jackets are $1200 each.
Twelve.
Hundred.
Dollars.
For a damn jacket.
$1200 to look like a damn park ranger
Now, we get when a purse is expensive, cuz handbags are everything.
Hermes don’t come cheap.
queen
But $1200 for a jacket? Are you high?
That better be made of Oprah’s ashy elbows.
The Canada Goose jacket is popular among the Hollywood set for three reasons:
- it’s expensive
- it’s discreet (take note, Eddie Murphy)
- it’s actually super warm and comfortable.
Stuffed with the feathers of only the finest Canadian geese, they’re originally designed to be worn in and around the Arctic Circle.
Not Manhattan.
Not Aspen.
And certainly as hell not Beverly Hills, where the coldest thing around is Kyle Richards after a few glasses of Chardonnay.
always queen
For all you baes on a budget, don’t worry: by next winter there will be PLENTY of K-Mart knockoffs for your little EBT booty.
Isn’t it sad what happens with everything nice though?
Take Louis Vuitton. Having an LV bag used to MEAN something. Your mom would keep one tucked away only for special occasions. Same thing as Coach, Uggs, Louboutins — it’s all mainstream now.
got her some louboutins, bitches love louboutins
You can go into your local Payless and get designer lookalikes better than any Chinese factory could make.
Brands get hot, then they get popular, then they get cheapened, then they get REALLY cheapened, then Steve Madden makes a version and drives them into the goddamn ground.
What happened to nice things just being…”nice”?
Are we gonna run out of nice things someday?
Will the fate of our entire civilization rest on the shoulders of a Celine iPhone 6 cover?
THE WORLD IS ENDING
