I will not judge the thirsty.
queen
But this b*tch took it a little too far:
A Spencer’s manager told cops that she saw Lee “select a vibrator from the love unit” and then move to the “t-shirt cube,” where she allegedly slid the item “behind a yoiung [sic] child in the stroller.” Lee then departed the store, worker Dawn Hamilton told investigators.
Honey, if you need a little some, the way to get it is NOT stealing a vibrator from Spencer’s at the mall and smuggling it behind your tot.
Also, new nickname: “The Love Unit”.
At least she had the dignity to leave.
Oh wait…
With vibrator in hand, Hamilton appeared content to let Lee skate. But when Lee subsequently sought to reenter Spencer’s, Hamilton decided to notify police.
The thirst is real.
My favorite thing of all this? The mugshot.
get it
They always say Preparation H is the most shoplifted thing ever cuz it’s embarrassing.
Ain’t no shame in wanting a little personal massage, but would you ever shoplift a vibrator?
shit to shoplift this you betta have a big azz petticoat
