Would you wear these futuristic looks?

Kenzo is Japanese/French design house which seems to take the weirdest parts of both and make some truly crazy looking stuff.

And in Paris they turnt it up to 11.

like bai ling and tilda swinton had offspring

I really want to like these glasses.

I really do.

But we JUST stopped with the shield glasses and now they’re back again?  What was that, like, two years ago?

Many companies still sell them and lawd they’re back.  It’s like they never left.

Cool handbags tho.

Kenzo is big on large-armed coats, like…letterman jackets.

And they continued that theme for this season.

It’s ok, but if it fits this odd on the model, how the hell’s it gonna fit on some size 8 b*tch going into a job interview?

Now mind you, it wasn’t all like some freaky anime universe came to life.

Some of this stuff is pretty cute, and this one in particular would make a great pink party dress.

But the detail items and accessories were where the true weird came out.

They look like the future, but like retro-future.  Like 1999 retro.  Like something you’d see on a damn *NSYNC album cover or some sh*t.

And now you’re wondering–what the hell do you wear to a fashion show with such wild crap?

Anna Dello Russo, some stylist, showed up looking like this.

Honey, at a certain point you skip “eccentric” and turn it all the way up to “batsh*t hideous”.

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