Let’s be honest: Danielle Staub is a cold ass bitch.
she’ll kill you with those razor eyebrows
She’s already been in the joint:
She was arrested with six kilos of coke and $16,000 cash in plain view.
If you’re interested in the plastic surgery she’s gotten, compare her now to her mugshot.
Anyway, she’s thirsty to get back on the show.
What else could she possibly have going on?
She was the first *bad* Housewife, and every bitch since then owes her a debt for breaking the bad-bitch Real Housewives hymen.
But now that Teresa’s ass is off to prison, who’s going to be the voice of crazy on the show?
get it
