Kurt Cobain’s daughter gives advice to all you emo losers

Recently, Lana del Rey said “I wish I was dead already” (finally, she knows how we feel when we listen to her music) and referenced Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and other members of the “27 Club” (people who died when they were 27, which is a pretty sh**y-sounding club to belong to).

That didn’t sit well with Kurt Cobain’s daughter Frances Bean who, let’s face it, was literally more affected by his death than anyone, especially you emo losers moping around in Nirvana t-shirts and pondering killing yourselves.

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She took to Twitter to say the following:

The death of young musicians isn’t something to romanticize. I’ll never know my father because he died young, and it becomes a desirable feat because people like you think it’s ‘cool.’ Well, it’s fucking not. Embrace life, because you only get one life. The people you mentioned wasted that life. Don’t be one of those people. You’re too talented to waste it away.

PREACH.

Kurt Cobain was a talented artist, but most people seem to forget he was also a heavy drug user, which ultimately lead to his death (not Courtney Love, she’s not coordinated enough to kill someone).

Drugs are bad kids, mkay? How many more brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, daughters and sons who we should be hearing more albums of beautiful music from have to die before you get the damn picture?

Put down the razors and the sleeping pills, pussies. Listen to the girl who had to grow up without a dad. Death is for the weak.

who put this bowl of onions under my face?!?!

No response yet from Lana del Rey, who is probably running her nails over the grooves of a vinyl record and looking at sepia-tone shots of Marilyn Monroe’s autopsy.


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