Monsoon season began yesterday when the Stockton Police Department’s mugshot of this interracial prince went more viral than a Chinese hooker with bird flu.
*heavy breathing*
Sure Jeremy Meeks has got a few felonies, and sure a bunch of ratchets would be knockin down your door to make babies with him, but this man could be classy as hell if we just scrub off those tats with a little Brillo.
unffff
Unfortunately for y’all, he’s got a wife and kids and is all Christian now, so keep your chubby claws off him.
awww he got a little pixel baby
Anyway, this time (he’s spent nine years in prison so he’s no stranger to the law enforcement system) he was arrested for having a loaded gun in the trunk. We’re obviously not dealing with Einstein here, but, well, you can’t have it all.
His mama set up a GoFundMe page so you all can spring him from the joint and rub your clitties thinking about him being on the loose.
keep rubbin!
Problem is this: if he was ugly as s**t, y’all wouldn’t give a skrit.
What was it that MLK said? Don’t judge a man by the color of his caramel skin or ice grey eyes, but by the content of his character…
Michelle be all like “Barack DO somethin!”
Plus there’s this to consider…
I wonder if that part matters to these girls…
